O’ Micheal Cera, you inspire me so,

   You started your career in a Pillsbury commercial, interacting with dough.

   Then came your performance as young Chuck Barris in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind,

   Micheal, you are one of a kind.

   In Arrested Development, playing George Micheal Bluth,

   You never fail to show me the truth.

   Of what it means to be so talented, in The Bernstein Bears or Superbad,

   Micheal, your work has NEVER made me sad.

   In Juno, you co-starred with Elliot Page,

   Micheal, you are all the rage.

   Or Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist,

   Micheal, you never miss!

   Youth in Revolt, Paper Heart, Year One,

   Everything you act in is so much fun!

   Scott Pilgrim vs The World, starring you and Mary Elizabeth Winstead,

   Your career will never be dead!

   Drunk History, Sausage Party, This Is The End,

   Micheal, I envy those who call you a friend.

   In The Lego Batman Movie, “Robin” hearts,

   My love for you tears me apart.

   Last year you were in Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank

   Your list of amazing performances has never been blank.

   As Allan in Barbie, you were a showstopper, 

   With hair as orange as copper.

   Your filmography, your song Clay Pigeons, even performing on Broadway,

   You’re an incredible performer, that’s all I can say.