I woke up cold and alone. I had no recollection of where I was. There was no sign of life for miles. I didn’t have any cell reception either. My hair was a mess and I was missing a shoe. I decided to walk but I just went in a giant circle. There was a path so I couldn’t be too far from salvation but I was. The sun was up but no people were. It wasn’t long before I saw footprints but it was just some animal. I gave up walking and asked “Why am I in the woods?”