Dear Andrew Tate, 

The day your content took a stranglehold over my Youtube, TikTok, and Instagram was the day I was saved. I cannot thank you enough for all the knowledge you have bestowed upon me. 

Thanks to your spreading of toxic masculinity, you have fought back against the snowflake liberals keeping us chained down in this matrix they call “social media.” You taught me, and thousands of other young men, that to be a true man we must be an unfeeling, emotionless beast who doesn’t have time to be sad; we need to get back on that “grind set”.

When I’m feeling a little blue, I won’t go to therapy or deal with it in a “healthy” way. Therapy and emotions are only for women and effeminate loser men (if you can even call them men). When I’m feeling depressed, I’ll just start doing some push-ups, grab a cup of coffee and then get back on that “grind set.” 

Without your guidance I wouldn’t know as much as I do about women. I had to speak to a woman the other day and she thought she was on the same level as me, if you can believe that. She actually got a little angry; I guess she just doesn’t understand that I’m an Alpha Male.

I tried to explain that I can cheat and do as I please, but if she cheats or has had multiple relationships, her value deplenishes. She didn’t like that very much. Must be one of those liberals, keeping us in the Matrix.

Oh, and how can I forget the most important thing? How to be a hustler! Some say your Hustlers University is just a scam with easily Googled business information. But those people are just woke liberals still stuck inside the . . . Matrix.

Thanks to your Hustlers University, I am now making a whopping extra forty-seven dollars a month. Thanks to your wisdom, I now have seven Bugattis! And all I had to do was continually promote you and convince my close friends and family into joining your fifty dollar a month discord server.  

The day they banned you from social media platforms was by far my darkest day – ever. I wept for hours! How dare they remove you, my God, from TikTok! But don’t worry! They can’t silence your knowledge much longer. 

I don’t know if there is a gesture grand enough to show you how grateful I am.

Hopefully, I can show you just how much you mean to me when us men change the world and break everyone out of the Matrix using your wisdom. You are truly the Top G. 

Sincerely, 

Tadhg Beale