Hello, it’s me again.

I’m growing frustrated with your lack of compliance to my wishes. I received your response to my Christmas list last year, and I must express my disappointment. Not only did I not receive a single gift from my list, I did not appreciate your reasoning as to why I was overlooked.

You see, the fact that I’m Jewish should not stand in the way of my Christmas spirit. The rest of my classmates receive presents from you, and I do not understand why I should be any different.

Chanukah is great and all, and Bubbe makes the best latkes.

However, I can’t help but wish to be a part of the Christmas festivities. If you won’t bring me presents is solely because I’m Jewish, I would hate to assume that the great Santa Claus is Anti-semitic.

Are you discriminating against the Jewish population? What’s up with that? If I don’t receive a Christmas present this year, I might have to spread the word that you don’t like Jewish people.

Sincerely, Jenny Goldberg
For your “nice list” consideration